For a woman:
8:15-- Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30-- Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45-- Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents--expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15-- Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00--Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30--Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, blow wave
12:00--Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45--Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00-- Shopping with friends; unlimited credit
3:00-- Nap
4:00-- Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from "secret admirer"
4:15-- Massage from strong but gentle hunk; says he rarely gets to work
on such a perfect body
5:30-- Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30-- Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers
10:00--Hot shower. Alone.
10:50--Carried to bed; freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00--Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15--Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
For a Man
6:00--Alarm
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6:15--Blow job
6:30-- Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00-- Breakfast; steak and eggs, coffee, toast. All cooked by naked, buxom
wench who bends over a lot
7:30-- Limo arrives
7:45-- Several beers en route to the airport
9:15-- Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30-- Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club; blow job en route
9:45-- Play front nine; 2 under par
11:45-- Lunch; steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15-- Blow job
12:30-- Play back nine; 4 under par
2:15-- Limo back to airport; several bourbons
2:30-- Fly to Bahamas
3:30-- Late afternoon fishing expedition with nude, all-female crew who
all bend over a lot
4:30-- Land world record Marlin ( 1234 lbs ) on light tackle
5:00-- Fly home; massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson
6:45-- Shit, shower, and shave
7:00-- Watch news; Bono assassinated
7:30-- Dinner; lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy steak
followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:30-- Sex with three women, all of whom have lesbian tendencies
11:00-- Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30-- Night-cap blow job
11:45-- In bed, alone
11:50-- A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room
11:51-- Laugh yourself to sleep
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6 comments:
ROFL, man, I almost woke up the girls reading this!!
lol. This is why I like you, Deedle. lol. My baby sis sent me this one. :-P
Don't care for the dream woman day---but boy oh boy, do I see my ex in the other one!
heh
Ahhh-ha-ha-ha-haaaa-ha-haaaa!!!! :D
AL- I wouldn't mind having one day like the woman's perfect day, but it's not 100% what I'd chose for a perfect day. It's the guy's day that cracks me up. *g*
See, lol? Men ARE all the same!
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