You Sir Are No Gentleman!

Monday, July 05, 2010

I haven't posted a joke in ages, so here's one of the most recent to hit my inbox.

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you were better looking it would lift itself."
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