Where’s My Defibrillator?

Friday, July 03, 2009

I opened up the latest issue of Esquire magazine, and low and behold what do my eyeballs smack up against on page 2 and 3?

(click on pic for larger view)

Land’s sake, have mercy! Folks have to warn a body such a sight is in the offing.

Also, the least they could have done was have the decency to supply a scratch n sniff strip…. for the cologne. That's what they're selling, right?

Damn, his tuck-game is tight.

**edited to add: More after the cut...



You know what else strikes me the longer I study this picture?

::releases inner Georgia O'Keeffe::




(no, sadly, you can't take me anywhere)

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2 comments:

meljean brook said...

"Damn, his tuck-game is tight."

I was just thinking how sad it is that they probably had to photoshop his whole package out. They'd have sold a lot more cologne if they'd just left well enough alone.

*sigh*

vanessa jaye said...

"I was just thinking how sad it is that they probably had to photoshop his whole package out."

::dabs at eyes::

I sooo agree.

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