Seems Like The Last Time I Posted A Joke... Was A Year Ago

Thursday, January 03, 2008

heh.

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.

He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
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6 comments:

Canadian Dude said...

I should have guessed that punch line.

Cheers!

Shesawriter said...

LOL! Now that was a good one! :-)

vanessa jaye said...

Hey, Happy New Year, Dude! Hope the Xmas was filled with all the good things it should be and all is well on your end!

I felt the same thing, 'I should have seen that coming!' when I read the punch line too. lol.

Hey the word verification is fnumkez. almost an anagram of Makes Fun (Mekz Fun)

vanessa jaye said...

Tanya, this is one of the funniest email jokes I've received in awhile. lol.

booklady said...

LOL! About 2/3 of the way through I guessed the punchline, but it was still fun to see that I was right. Very cute.

vanessa jaye said...

Booklady, you're sharper than the rest of us. lol.

Thanks for dropping by, and Happy New Year!

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