World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.....

She did whatever the hell she wanted,never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid.

She watched chick flicks, never had football on, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked good in sweat pants and shirt.

THE END
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8 comments:

Michelle said...

LOL!! Too funny. :)

Amie Stuart said...

a-to-the-fucking-men

=)

ames said...

That's the best fairy tale I've ever read. :P

Jordan Summers said...

I'd buy it. ;)

Dee said...

You forgot: And she was perfectly comfortable showcasing her amazing vibrator collection, lol.

Hee hee!
Dee

Jaye said...

Hey, does this mean I'm living a fairy-tale existence? ;-)

PBW said...

(whistles and applauds loudly)

Mailyn said...

LOL!!!! loved the pubic hair part

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