Something's lost in translation....

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I'm sick folks, so prepare for some foolishness, cause that's all I'm up for...

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas(*1) esse
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)

Latin Translation of 'I Like Big Butts'

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya"

Or how about Shaft translated to Chaucerian English

Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
Ya damne righte!

"Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Ya damn right!"

And finally, the Gizoole version of Beauty and the Beast:

Tale as old as time, True as it can be like a motha f*cka. Barely even friends, Tizzle somebody bends Unexpectedly. Jizzy a shawty change, ...

Tale as old as time,
True as it can be.
Barely even friends,
Then somebody bends

Just a little change,...
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Haven Rich said...

Here's some other interesting translations..Salena's songs. Some of them sound really pretty and fun until you learn what they really say...then its like um ok this is an upbeat sad song...OKAY!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.... I hope you feel better soon because this makes mo sense to me

raine said...

Ahhhh, I LOVED the Chacerian Shaft, hee-heeee!!!!!

Sasha White said...

((Jaye)) I hope you feel better soon.

Amie Stuart said...

You are a sick woman. LOL Get well soon doll!

Shesawriter said...

ROFLOL! I loved this. Thanks for the laugh.


Jaye said...

I can't remember any of the lyrics to any Selana song. :-P The first one I gave up on, but SHAFT rocks in any language. He's one bad mother- shut your mouth!

Thanks guys, don't ask why I'm sitting in front of this pc instead of lying down. I was on my way to make some tea with lemon and took a detour. :-P

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