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Food-Eating Battle Monkeys!
raine weaver
the
Fruit-Eating Magic Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.7
vs
vanessa jaye
the
Tripe-Eating Robot Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.0
raine weaver wins!
(read it and eat, baby!)
canadian dude
the
Gravel-Eating Capuchin Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.6
vs
vanessa jaye
the
Tripe-Eating Robot Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.0
(I win by a hair... don't beat your head against the keyboard... love the rain... hope you are getting some too)
Excuse me? A 'fruit' eating 'magic' monkey, beats a Tripe Eating Robot monkey. Have you seen cooked tripe? Nevermind I'm a freaking robot! I'll slot this result in with your 'Puritan' one. hrmmph.
Dude, we've been getting rain off and on since 5am. The air is thick with it. What a relief. The weather has just been brutal.
S'ok V. Your Tripe eating robot monkey beat my tripe eating FLYING monkey. 5.0 -4.7 LOL
Ah, well, jealousy is a petty emotion...
But I can forgive you because I'm pure of heart. ;-)
My gravel-eating monkey beat yours, 6.9 to 5.0. Mmm, gravel....
Stephanie the Banana-Eating Cowboy Monkey beat Jaq's Robot Monkey
Battle Rating : 6.8
(but I didn't beat Larissa :()
Ha1 My muesli-eating assasin monkey has a battle rating of 6.6...
Looks like my 'robot' monkey was manufactured with leftover auto parts (Pacer, Pinto, Vagas, Gremlin...) :-P
Sorry about that. My Gravel-Eating Rage Monkey - battle rating 7.6 - absolutely flattened your wimpy, but cute, tripe-eating robot monkey. Why? Because Rage Monkey hates tripe with a passion.
Jaye Patrick
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