Does this look like a sex-toy to you?
It's a saber saw.
For some reason two peeps--add them together and you're one bracket short of a full equation-- decided to attach a dildo to it for some sekzah times.
Guess what happens when a reciprocating blade comes in contact with, first, soft silicon, followed by HIGHLY SENSITIVE human va-jay-jay tissue?!?
WTF?
I don't even like visiting my gyno, much less. The only thing with teeth I want anywhere near my girlie bits is my boo's mouth. word.
My heart goes out to her, seriously. ::clenches thighs together:: But girlfriend needs to sew that bitch up and have her punani license revoked until she can operate her lady softness in a more mature and responsible fashion.
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Ouchie!
I
am
speechless.
0_0
Do you think this will qualify her/him/both for the Darwin Awards?
I really, really, really, feel sorry for this woman. I know I tried to inject a bit of humor in the post, but it's just horrific. My stomach turns over on itself when I think about what happened. ugh.
Vanessa, I don't even want to think of all the damage that the poor woman suffered, and the pain she'll face for however long in the future.
At the same time, I can't help but wonder... how could she agree to let anyone get closer to her genitals with a power tool, any power tool?
At the same time, I can't help but wonder... how could she agree to let anyone get closer to her genitals with a power tool,
Oh, these two are definitely candidates for the Darwin awards. Hands down. ::shudder::
Guess they wanted some sort of supped up vibrator. :-/
erm... my verification word is: vilatr. Srsly.
Dammmn... //looking at the mini jackhammer on my worktable.
Gennita, do not even joke about it!!
But...all these electric toys now have new meaning!
::hides jumbo barrelled curling iron with brush attachment from Gennita, as well as B&D power drill, hand-blender, vacuum, pencil-sharpener, tv remote and microwave::
;D
'K, I know this is NOT a funny situation, but I just saw someone's post on this, and they titled their post: Extreme Makeover: P***y Edition.
I can't help it, I cracked up.
::twisted and flapping in the wind::
'One express ticket to hell please. Coach.'
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