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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Does this look like a sex-toy to you?

It's a saber saw.

For some reason two peeps--add them together and you're one bracket short of a full equation-- decided to attach a dildo to it for some sekzah times.

Guess what happens when a reciprocating blade comes in contact with, first, soft silicon, followed by HIGHLY SENSITIVE human va-jay-jay tissue?!?


I don't even like visiting my gyno, much less. The only thing with teeth I want anywhere near my girlie bits is my boo's mouth. word.

My heart goes out to her, seriously. ::clenches thighs together:: But girlfriend needs to sew that bitch up and have her punani license revoked until she can operate her lady softness in a more mature and responsible fashion.
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Anonymous said...


raine said...


azteclady said...


Do you think this will qualify her/him/both for the Darwin Awards?

vanessa jaye said...

I really, really, really, feel sorry for this woman. I know I tried to inject a bit of humor in the post, but it's just horrific. My stomach turns over on itself when I think about what happened. ugh.

azteclady said...

Vanessa, I don't even want to think of all the damage that the poor woman suffered, and the pain she'll face for however long in the future.

At the same time, I can't help but wonder... how could she agree to let anyone get closer to her genitals with a power tool, any power tool?

vanessa jaye said...

At the same time, I can't help but wonder... how could she agree to let anyone get closer to her genitals with a power tool,

Oh, these two are definitely candidates for the Darwin awards. Hands down. ::shudder::

Guess they wanted some sort of supped up vibrator. :-/

erm... my verification word is: vilatr. Srsly.

Gennita said...

Dammmn... //looking at the mini jackhammer on my worktable.

vanessa jaye said...

Gennita, do not even joke about it!!

Gennita said...

But...all these electric toys now have new meaning!

vanessa jaye said...

::hides jumbo barrelled curling iron with brush attachment from Gennita, as well as B&D power drill, hand-blender, vacuum, pencil-sharpener, tv remote and microwave::


vanessa jaye said...

'K, I know this is NOT a funny situation, but I just saw someone's post on this, and they titled their post: Extreme Makeover: P***y Edition.

I can't help it, I cracked up.

::twisted and flapping in the wind::

'One express ticket to hell please. Coach.'

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