The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.
'The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
ETA: WoOT! We're off to catch a matinee showing of Bats!!
Also - I was googling Batwoman pics to go with this joke, and Oh my stars, look what I came across! lol. Didn't find the image I wanted, but this first illustration is pretty eye-catching. The panels are just too funny.
4 comments:
LMAO. "I'll be a lesbian!" Bwah!
That costume? I know some NY Yankees who'd want to wear that under their uniforms (yes, Giambi, I'm talking to you).
Wow, that's some eye-catching painting.
So her real super-power is to be able to keep that baby on without some rather sensitive body part popping out or being chafed?
(LMAO at becoming a lesbian...yeah, that'd scare 'em...)
Yeah, the 'lesbian' one made me laugh out loud. :snort::
Gennita - You're soo bad.
Raine - I think she spray-glued those bits a peices on.
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