Married Life (joke)

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.

'The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

ETA: WoOT! We're off to catch a matinee showing of Bats!!

Also - I was googling Batwoman pics to go with this joke, and Oh my stars, look what I came across! lol. Didn't find the image I wanted, but this first illustration is pretty eye-catching. The panels are just too funny.

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Gennita said...

LMAO. "I'll be a lesbian!" Bwah!

That costume? I know some NY Yankees who'd want to wear that under their uniforms (yes, Giambi, I'm talking to you).

raine said...

Wow, that's some eye-catching painting.
So her real super-power is to be able to keep that baby on without some rather sensitive body part popping out or being chafed?

(LMAO at becoming a lesbian...yeah, that'd scare 'em...)

vanessa jaye said...

Yeah, the 'lesbian' one made me laugh out loud. :snort::

Gennita - You're soo bad.

Raine - I think she spray-glued those bits a peices on.

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