Sexxoring in your Sixties (joke)

Saturday, April 26, 2008

I'll be offline for most of the weekend. I've got a date with a mammogram this morning and some blood-work to do (all routine annual check stuff), a quick appointment with the aesthetician, then a stop at the drugstore (poor DS is suffering mightily with allergies), and then edits, edits, edits. And when I'm not editing, working on the wip (verra interesting ideas popping up for that ms).

ETA: ARRRGGGGGGHH!! The TTC (public transportation) pulled at wild-cat strike at midnight last night!! Luckily for me the doctor's stuff was just part B of my annual check up, so it was no biggie to cancel/reschedule, but this sucks. They left a lot of people stranded on Friday night, and a lot of people scrambling for alternative transportation this morning. Not only should the government legislate their asses back to work, they should make them an essential service, so no more striking, ever again. {massive amounts of swearing redacted} It's ridiculous that they can hold a whole city hostage.

And now the joke (and oldie, but a goodie).

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you'

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting, on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

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raine said...

Joke--very funny! (Though less so, the older I get, lol).

Transit strike--bummer. :(

Mammogram--SERIOUS bummer. :x

vanessa jaye said...

I've heard the joke before, but it's still funny. While there's nothing wrong with introducing electric gadgets into one's sex life, one might want to start on a smaller scale. heh.

The Legislature is being recalled on Sunday to deal with the transit situation and review (& vote on) a back-to-work bill. There's also talk about making transit workers an essential service (ie like police officers, firemen, etc) so it would be illegal for them to strike. Peeps are fed up, they have literally pulled this strike crap 3 times in the last 7 years. The first time it lasted for 10 days, the next time I think 3/4 days (I'm talking business days here, not weekends.) They should be back on the job by Monday if there's no hold up with the politicians.

erm, mammogram. Yeah, not looking forward to that.

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