Correct use of the "F" word (joke)

Friday, June 08, 2007

When is @#$% acceptable ?


There has only been eleven times in history when the "F"word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$ %ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please...........!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
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2 comments:

Marg said...

Some of these are pretty &%$#ing funny! LOL!!

Jaye said...

I thought they were cute, Marg. I've been getting alot of jokey video emails lately, this is the first 'text' email I've gotten in awhile.

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