When purple prose is taken literally.....

Monday, December 11, 2006

Ouch!
"....then in a violent burst of uncontrollable passion, she inflamed his loins!"
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9 comments:

Shesawriter said...

Flaming loins? That's gotta hurt. :-)

raine said...

Heated argument--no shit!!
(apparently there are still men out there who don't know you DON'T go to sleep on a woman who's that pissed off...or psychotic...)

And this woman had already been found guilty of torching the tenderloins, and was out on bail?!
Yikes.

Bev (BB) said...

Well, what did he expect? That taking captives bit was sure to come back and bite him in the backside sooner or later. ;p

Hehehe.

Amie Stuart said...

You know of course I'm thinking....she squirted lighter fluid on his crotch and lit him up =)

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of a joke I heard.
Adam and Eve are having sex for the first time. Adam starts to have an erection. He says, "Stand back Eve, I have no idea how big this thing is going to get" ;-)

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Jordan Summers said...

Yep, that must have been some fight. :-O

Jaye said...

Tanya & Jordan: ya think? :-P

Raine & Bev: "Hell hath no fury, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah." Guess he fell asleep during english class too....

Cece, I think you're right, she doused him with some sort of fuel and lit him up. =:-O

Cat: ::snort::

anne frasier said...

don't be hatin' the penis.

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