What Book Are You? Quizz

Sunday, November 19, 2006

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

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Jaye said...

I was on Sela Carsen's blog and noticed that her result sounded a lot more like her, than my result sounds like me. As I said on her blog:

I'm an incurable romantic and more likely to nurse the flame of unrequited love with a good strong does of celibacy, rather than celebrate my undying affections through promiscuity. lol.

On the other hand... I love the magical realism of South American literature, so they got that right.

Sela Carsen said...

You mean you're not a complete ho? Dang. I'm disappointed. ;)

You're right, though. That result doesn't sound much like you.

raine said...

Mine said:

You're "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain.

With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less
it makes sense...

Well, the last sentence is true, lol.

PBW said...

Mine: You're The Great Gatsby!
by F. Scott Fitzgerald

God, how depressing.

Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege,

The trailer park was rah-thah exclusive, dahling...

the world is truly at your doorstep.

And yes, I do believe they're carrying torches and pitchforks.

Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however,

Luxury. Right.

you spend most of your time mooning over a failed romance.

Only one? Obviously, not moi.

The object of your affection is all but worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you.

That's why God invented prenups.

You can paint any image of the past you want and make it seem real.

I agree, that blemish remover tool on Photoshop is wonderful.

If you were a color of fishing boat light, you would be green.

Because I'd be about to throw up -- accuracy at last!

Sigh. I liked it better when I was To Kill a Mockingbird on last year's quiz. Then at least I could pretend I was Scout.

Jaye said...

Yeah, that last part is definitely you, Raine. ;)

PBW, you're great, but you're not Gatsby. *gg*

Walt said...

I'm more of a "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Was Afraid To Ask", but the quiz gave me some lame Oprah selection instead.

Jaye said...

"Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Was Afraid To Ask"

Lol! er, laughing *with* you, Walt. honest. ;-)

THIS! Christine said...

Haven't taken the quiz yet, but had a chuckle over your writing progress metre, "Felicity STIPPED Bare", now was that a deliberate typo and you were waiting for someone to call it?


Jaye said...

Why.... whatever do you mean, X? heh. ;-)

ivan said...

I have heard plain the truth of Gabriel Garcia Marquez though friends giving me an accurate sketch of myself...Say one thing about loyalty and then hop to another bed.
St. Augustine, of course,has first dibs on all this.
I would certainly like to have met the old hippo, but all I'd ask him (and he would anticipate), "How long can you go without masturbating?"
And I'll bet the old bishop would answer, "Not very."

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