Joke

I've been having the week from hell at work. There's a virus on the desktop (ds has been downloading a crap load of stuff. Thank god I primarily use this lap top, and he's not allow on it!) I've spent 2 evenings trying to A) clean the virus(es) off the hard-drive, and B) upgrade our firewall, etc. With. No. Success. But Much FRUSTRATION! ::ARGHH!!!::

Anywho, I just checked my email and came across this joke a friend sent me earlier. God I needed this laugh. *gg*


Three Roses



A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vajayjay lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.



"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."



"And what about the third rose?" she asked.


"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."