Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I've been having the week from hell at work. There's a virus on the desktop (ds has been downloading a crap load of stuff. Thank god I primarily use this lap top, and he's not allow on it!) I've spent 2 evenings trying to A) clean the virus(es) off the hard-drive, and B) upgrade our firewall, etc. With. No. Success. But Much FRUSTRATION! ::ARGHH!!!::

Anywho, I just checked my email and came across this joke a friend sent me earlier. God I needed this laugh. *gg*

Three Roses

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vajayjay lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

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raine said...

Ewwww!!! LOL!!

{{{Hugs}}} on the virus, hon. Hope you get it licked!

Danica/Dream said...

LOL @ vajayjay... you've apparently been watching Oprah.

Marg said...

Ewwwww!! But still funny!

Jaye said...

'Ewww" sums it up pretty well. At least you guys aren't like one of my friends who started musing about ear 'infections'.


yukyukyuk. lol

Dream. lol. Chalk it up to an attack of decorum. I'm all better now. lol.

Dee said...

Oprah uses vajayjay? LOL! I thought that was a Grey's-ism. :)

(scratching head trying to fathom O using that body part at all, lol)

Jaye said...

"Dee (scratching head trying to fathom O using that body part at all, lol)"

Just when I thought I was the evil twin, you go and post this comment. tsktsk. ;-)

As to your query.... she is the Big O, after all..... heh.

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