Saturday, September 23, 2006

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
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Jordan Summers said...


Jaye said...

i know. ;-) & that pic of grampa Simpson is perfect!

Canadian Dude said...

An old joke, but still funny...LOL.


RomanceWriter said...


Jaye said...

An oldie, but a goodie, Dude. *gg*

Glad you enjoyed it, Romancewriter. And thanks for dropping by.

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