The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
5 comments:
*ggg*
i know. ;-) & that pic of grampa Simpson is perfect!
An old joke, but still funny...LOL.
Cheers!
LOL!
An oldie, but a goodie, Dude. *gg*
Glad you enjoyed it, Romancewriter. And thanks for dropping by.
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