Happy Mother's Day!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I type this as I vegg out on the sofa, waiting for my son to serve me the burnt offering breakfast he's making, and whilst I glance every now and again at the lovely card and bouquet of flowers from him. :-P

He also cleaned the apartment yesterday while I was out attending an all day Debra Dixon workshop at my local RWA. If you ever get a chance to take a workshop with this lady jump on it. Very eye-opening. I'm feeling lazy (what else is new) so rather than transcribe my notes for posting, I'll link over to a post at Romance Worth Killing For, where one of the lady's there had also taken Ms Dixon's workshop, last fall, and demonstrates some of the techniques she learnt.

Oh, and btw, one of those fabulous Romance Worth Killing for ladies sold recently! So go over and give Linda a great big ol Congratulations!

I scoffed this from Stephanie:

Your Mommy Is Ayn Rand

What You Call Her: Mum

What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA.... er, ::cough,cough:: sorry mum.

**Update, okay, can't help myself. I went looking for more 'snaps':

Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

"Yo' Momma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks."

"Yo' momma's so fat when she walked in front of the T.V., I missed all the Star Wars movies."

Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.


And now--since my dear spawn is taking me to the movies later today- I'll tinker with the wip, putting to practice some of the stuff I picked up from Debbie yesterday. (Once I get 'unlazy', I'll try and post some of my notes).
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raine said...

I got the KFC one. *ggg*
And my mom is Hillary Clinton.
Explains my instinctive dislike of cigars.

Jaye said...

LOL. (And your *puritan* streak... )

Dee said...

How about:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.


Amie Stuart said...


What makes this even sadder is that I got that from my SON!

What did ya'll go see?

Amie Stuart said...

Yo mama so poor she can't afford food stamps.........again from the kid!

Amie Stuart said...

Yo mama's so old she remembers sitting behind Jesus in school.......ok that's enough

Dee said...

LOL Cece! How about...

Yo mama's so fat when she puts her hands together she claps twice!


Yo mama's breath is so bad, when she opens her mouth vultures circle.

who wonders what jaye is going to say when she sees these, lol.

Jaye said...

Jaye's gonna say: How about these?--

Yo mama's so stupid, that when the weather man said it was chilly outside, she grabbed her bowl and spoon.

"Yo Momma's armpits smell so bad, she made right guard turn left."

"Yo' Momma's like a vacuum, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet."

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."

"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"

'K, somebody stop meeeee! LOL

Amie Stuart said...

>>"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

I gotta tell that one to the kid!

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