Hey bub, down on your luck and out of Starbucks? Still pounding your head on that useless keyboard instead letting your fingers fly in an ecstasy of prose creation? Are you stuck with the mother of all Writer's Block? Ever ask yourself 'Why am I chained to this chair instead of vacationing at one of my many, many homes around the globe?' Well weep no more!
Help is at hand from John Warner's Fondling Your Muse. Chocked full of handy writerly recipes for success such as Chick-Lit Cacciatore, Ayn Rand Objectivism Cake and Harlequin Romance Salad. Ooooh, I'm full. No more for me, thanks!
Don't wait, get this book now!! And as a extra bonus check out his Blurb-O-Matic generator. Here's what John has to say about this fantastic creation:
"Need a blurb of your own? Try the Blurb-O-Matic. Stale and meaningless praise guaranteed every time. Whether you need to praise some upstart's first novel or your Aunt Millie's casserole, the Blurb-O-Matic has pith for every occasion."
Still not convinced? Check out the vid-lit.
Don't wait! Don't hesitate! Act now!
heh.
**okay, that's it. I'll stop playing silly bugger and get down to some writing/work today.
5 comments:
Just testing my time stamp, which has been all frigged up since I started this blog. :-P It's now 11:44 PM by my cp clock. ::fingers crossed::
You are very helpful... another half hour of not working. :)
*sticks danica with a cattle prod*
Get workin!
Got LOL from that vid-lit promo!
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