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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Or, haute culture plumber's bum. ::snick::

I like to dress my heroes in ways that I personally find appealing and hope that readers will too. Amongst my favorite male outfits: a tailored suit and crisp white shirt. Have you ever gotten a load of a man in a really, really, nicely tailored suit? Made from the type of fabric that looks like you could draw it through a signet ring and it would still be uncrushed and hang just so on his fine frame? And paired with a blindingly white, lightly starched, shirt? yum.

At the other end of the spectrum, are the classic jeans. I usually have those jeans fit my H slightly loose, and hanging a bit low on his hips. But not this low...


Holy short and curlies make me wanna hurlie, Batman!
Yes, Robin, I sense the fiendish Dr. Wax'em's hand in all this!


You can bet your sweet heinie you won't be seeing any of my male protags in those pants. Well, the guy top-right doesn't look quite so porno as the other two; but while you're drooling over the abs, ladies, consider that there must be an alarming amount of butt crack showing. Fine in theory, but(t) an eyeful in 'real life'--restaurant, supermarket, standing in front of a *seated you* on public transit, etc-- would be a turn off.

Dolce & Gabbana's new look for the fall from their men's collection.



The low riders for the girls are bad enough--most of the females wearing them, shouldn't. The belly flop over the waistband? tiny, sad, twined sacks of saggy gelatin butt cheeks, The doughy rolls of love-handles pushed out to prominence and sandwiched between the equally ill-advised baby-tee? The spider's web of stretchmarks on display, and the everlasting flash of thong-tha-thong-thong-thongs? (about which no song will ever be written, unless a dirge) Not pretty.

It takes a very rare body type to pull the look of those pants off. And, I don't necessarily mean thin. The skinny chicks don't get a free pass for wearing them, either. Razor sharp protruding hip bones and tiny, sad, twined sacks of saggy gelatin butt cheeks, ain't all that appetizing either. (see pic above left.)

I shudder to think of some of the male body types who will try this look on in real life. ::blerk::



Oh, no! I spoke too soon!
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15 comments:

MMark said...

I LIKED YOU POST, AND FEEL QUITE GAY AFTER READING IT. I AM HOWEVER NOT GAY, AS I HAVE NEVER RECOGNIZED ANY OF MY GAY FEELINGS. ONE THING YOU SHOULD HAVE COMMENTED ON IS THE ABUSE OF THE FLIP FLOP. WHAT USED TO BE A SHOWER SHOE IS NOW PRESENTABLE IN PUBLIC. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WINTER AS ALL FEET SHOULD NOT BE SEEN.

Michelle said...

Oh, yikes. Any time you can see male pelvic bones is just TOO much for me. And yikes on the girlie pants. I like my relaxed fit Levi's, thanks.

Carol B. said...

Butt cracks aside, I don't want to look at pube hair while eating, meeting someone, etc. Too much Ewww factor there all around, you know?

Obviously, mmark doesn't live in Hawaii where the flip flop is called a 'slippah' and is acceptable footwear anywhere on the islands.

raine said...

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Annalee Blysse said...

Fairly recently, this year I think, I saw some guy with lowriding loose pants LOSE them. LOL. Ah, gee.

Sasha White said...

I'm with Raine

Eeeewwwwwwww!

Jordan Summers said...

Was that last picture of Carrot Top the comedian? I think I'm going to have to poke out my mind's eye.

Amie Stuart said...

The bald guy was hot but I can see myself going "baby pull up your pants"
Hell I already do that to my kids!

Danica said...

Okay, well, that was an exercise in being disgusted I hope not to experience in public anytime soon. Like those girls with the thongs, I think someone called them whale tails, sticking out? Can we just make something clear here? If I wanted to see your underwear, I'd strip you myself. If I wanted to see parts of your body that should be kept covered, I'll take care of that myself. But don't make me look at it if I didn't ask. Especially, as some of the others have said, while I'm eating.

I think I need to throw up now.

Amie Stuart said...

Somehow worse
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/104155.html

Canadian Dude said...

Hmmmm.... I bet I'd never find amything that risqué at Eddie Bauer.

On another topic... where did you get the word vrification thingy?

Kat said...

Yick. A lil low for my tastes (alright, a lot low). Seeing the money trail is enough for me, tyvm.

Suzanne said...

Lovely photos, dahlink...until I got toward the bottom. Now I think I'm blind.....

Lynn Daniels said...

Are there people out there who really find this attractive?

Yikes.

Jaye said...

Sorry guys, it's month end at work and i"ve been too brain dead by the time I get home to do anything on the blog. :-P

LOL. MMark. I checked out your blog btw, and bookmarked it.

Michelle, I'm the same way. I like a little loose, and *little* low on the waist hips.

LOL. Annalee!! Were his cheeks red.....? ;-)

Jordan, that is Carrot top, and if you look closely (not you Suzanne, since you've already gone blind. gg), you'll see that he's a *real* red head...

Cece, Agreed, the bald guy is rocking it. oh, geez. Thanks for that link. *ugh*

lol. Danica. It's the guy in the add that needs a weedwacker, who really brings the point home.

LOL. Dude. Hey, I can see this look in a light weight khaki twill with a classic 3-pleat slash pocket. ::snick:: As for the comments, if you haven't figured it out already, you just go to your settings and you'll see the option to turn on verification under the comments tab.

::waving to:: - Carol, Raine, Sasha, Kat & Lynn. :-)

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