To save a little money, they rent a small cabin that has only two bedrooms. Bill sleeps with Charlie the first night and he comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.
The other two ask, "What the hell happened to you?"
Bill says, "That Charlie, he snores so loud, I was kept awake watching him all night. I can't do that another night so one of you has got to do it!"
Since Charlie snores so loudly, no one else wants to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns. The next night is Oscar's turn. In the morning, the same thing, his hair is all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar declares, "Man, that Charlie shakes the roof. And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't wake him! I watched him all night."
The third night is Steve's turn. The next morning Steve comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. The other two can't believe it!
"What happened?" they ask, "How on earth did you sleep with all that racket?"
Steve says, "Well, as we got ready for bed, I went and tucked Charlie into bed and kissed him good night. Then he watched ME all night long."
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Here's one for you.
They say never argue with a woman who reads...
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning,
the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am" and he left.............
LOL. I've heard that one before, but it always gets a chuckle out of me.
Thanks for the giggles! :)
LOL!!!!!!
LOL I love it!!
Nice! Thanks for the smiles!
Loved the eyeballs to go with the joke! I opened my cellphone the other morning to one eyeball just like that -- my youngest had taken a pic of her baby blue just for me.
HAHAHA!!! I needed this! Thanks Vanessa! *vbg*
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