More testicles than you can shake a pr-- er, stick at.

An email from a friend:

There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

I found another funny testes joke on Avatar's site.

And here's a personal account of Testicular torsion.

Famous testicles. Adult material (illustrations). There are also semi-explicit ads on this site. You've been warned.

From Go Ask Alice "...additional padding is often essential for a smoother ride..."

Is that a banana in your pocket...? "The March 3 attack left the former NASCAR driver without a nose, cheek, eye, all of his fingers, his testicles, part of his buttocks and a chewed ankle."

The Horse Ball Relocation Program.

Idiot.

What does this blog post entry have to do with my writing? Does the phrase 'Doing dick all' mean anything to ya? ;-)