Lazy-assed blog post Joke of the day

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 200 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

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3 comments:

Kristen Painter said...

HAHA - I think it's funny. And I'm a blonde.

Jaye said...

Glad you got a giggle, Kristen.

Jerrold Balderama said...

Wishing you all the best!

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