Costanza's words of wisdom

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

**My girlfriend--who knows SEINFELD was one of my favourite shows evah!--sent me this in an email:



"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough ot enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen."
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3 comments:

Jordan Summers said...

LOL! Never thought about it that way, but I wholeheartedly agree.:-D

Jaye said...

Then imagine you were a Buddhist...and you kept on doing this... lol

Jake Sylvest said...

Sorry for omitting to sign - I posted the above.

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