Holy Windbags, Batman!

Ack!

To make up for that long-ass post below, here's something *violently* funny: Pimp My Weapon

And, (courtesy of Dana ), since I'm a blood thirsty mood:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Jaye! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! No flesh shall be spared!"

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3 Comments:

Blogger Amie Stuart said...

LOL somehow it fits you.....but health spanking content? WTF is that?

3/28/2005 7:55 AM  
Blogger Jaye said...

?!?! LOL. I dunno. Where'd you see that? At Pimp my weapon, or the Battle cry site?

3/28/2005 10:22 AM  
Blogger Jaye said...

Forgot to mention, yeah, that Battle cry does sound like me. In fact, my son would say that was almost a word for word quote from each and every time I've peeked into his messy room. ;-)

3/28/2005 10:28 AM  

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