Joke-Tree Hugger

Sunday, November 22, 2009

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just isn't gonna be your day, is it, Cupcake?"

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azteclady said...

I'm shaking with laughter and trying hard not to show it--my mother is in the room. While she understands some English, she's not quite up on slang and I really really don't want to have to translate or--gah!--explain the joke!

vanessa jaye said...

AL- I know exactly what you mean! There are times my son wants to know what I'm laughing at and there's NO WAY I can let him know. I've even deliberately crashed my laptop on one occasion. lol.

Glad you had a good giggle.

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