Saturday, July 25, 2009 @ 8:20 AM
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why do you want a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband said so. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband did. My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Marie: 'No...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'