PMS

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?




Woman's Answer:

One!

ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change
the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I'm sorry.

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6 comments:

Jorrie Spencer said...

lol! You made me laugh!

vanessa jaye said...

Glad to be of service! *g*

Jill Shalvis said...

Aw, that laugh felt good, thank you.

Sela Carsen said...

Wait. That was a joke? That wasn't real?!? *gg*

azteclady said...

hmmmmm.... I am somewhat familiar with that reaction...



heh

Shesawriter said...

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! Yes! That's exactly how it is in my house. And when I'm PMSing (like I'm doing now) they seem to do even more things that bug the phuck out of me.

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