Joke (& a test)

I'll be spending Christmas with the family and probably offline for about a week, so I'm using this joke post to test out the pre-scheduled posting options. Then we'll see if my lazy butt can come up with some half decent posts to go live will I'm awol. Or maybe I'll just post a bunch of jokes, lord knows my inbox is filling up with them lately.

And speaking of jokes....

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

(Dibs on the window.)