Have you ladies put up the Xmas tree yet?

Friday, December 05, 2008

Maybe you should think about doing something new with your lights this year….





(you can click on the pic for a bigger version, but trust me, the only thing dangling is the wire. *g* )
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12 comments:

Gennita said...

Magic Red Pen, Magic Red Pen!

:D

Actually, an old boyfriend tried this once many, many years ago, walking into the bedroom to "surprise" me with his glowing male beauty. I was half-asleep, already dreaming probably, when I saw this blinking, glowing monster groping its way toward me. I think I gave him a heart attack because he didn't know I could scream that loudly. Even back then, I knew how to yell like a roofer.

Lynn Viehl said...

You know you're a older mom when you look at an image like this and think, "Why didn't they at least put him in front of a fireplace? Poor boy must be freezing."

raine said...

(you can click on the pic for a bigger version, but trust me, the only thing dangling is the wire. *g* )

Ahem...we will assume you've already verified this for us... ;)

azteclady said...

I'm thinking of all those hot little light bulbs near important bits and wincing.





Then again, perhaps I could put some balm on them...


:grin:

Thank you, Vanessa, me likey!

vanessa jaye said...

Gennita - LOL! You needed a spew alert for that comment! I could soo see that scene playing out.

Unfortunately the red circle of lechery would have been a mere dot in this case, much to my dismay. ;)

Men are odd creatures, the things they come up with... *gg*


Lynn- "Poor boy must be freezing."

Why did this immediately call to mind that male-shrinkage Seinfeld episode with George "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

Lynn, I suspect you're burnt out from all that writing. I think we're about the same age, and not once did I think about this young, virile, hot, hard, ripped, man's health and welfare.

We gots to get you, a red pen of lechery. ::snort::

vanessa jaye said...

Ahem...we will assume you've already verified this for us... ;)

Even pulled out the bifocals of debauchery-- and those suckers can magnify up x5000! But nada. heheee. get "nads", "nada." heheheheh. [/Beavis&Butthead chuckle]

vanessa jaye said...

"Then again, perhaps I could put some balm on them..."

Dang, Aztec, you're so damn aultruistic, it brings a tear to my eye. ::wipes tear away:: ha!

Sasha White said...

LOL

I f I put up a tree, will I find him under it?

vanessa jaye said...

"I f I put up a tree, will I find him under it?
"


Personally, I'd like to pull up the covers and find him under them, but hey, whatever. lol.

Sasha White said...

I'm a little more easy, the floor, the bed, under the tree, under the covers, on top of the kitchen table..it's all good to me. *wink*

azteclady said...

There was a vague thought in my head regarding the pitching of tents but then I got distracted by the shiny...



And my spamcatcha is "undygilt" -- is this thing psychic like the one at the SmartBitches?

Lynn Viehl said...

Sasha White wrote: I'm a little more easy, the floor, the bed, under the tree, under the covers, on top of the kitchen table..it's all good to me. *wink*

Lord, Sasha, stop -- you're making me snort tea here.

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