Saturday, April 05, 2008

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.

"Honey, could you fix th light in hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

Ticked off, he looks at her as says, "Fix the lights? Now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine." Then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about the break."

"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. After awhile he starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife and decides to go home.

As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.

As he gets a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, How'd all this get fixed?"

"Well," she says, " When you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the reparis, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."

He said, " So what kind of cake did you bake?"

"Helloooo. Do you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

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Amie Stuart said...

BWAAAAAAAAA that's excellent!

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