Cannibals (joke)

Friday, February 09, 2007

A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. But please, don't eat any of our employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

**Sorry for all the jokey/non topical posts. Just juggling a lot of stuff in RL at the moment. I probable won't be back up to speed here till sometime late next month. :-P
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Amie Stuart said...

LOL that was good!

raine said...

And so true, so true, lol.

Melani Blazer said...

oh, I'm so sending this on to my co-workers. Thanks for the joke!

Anonymous said...

Good one.. I'll use this one as an ice breaker at my next staff meeting.


Jaye said...

I thought it was cute. :-P

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