Butt me no Butts

My friend sent me (and some other peeps) the following pictures today. I couldn't believe my eyes, and thought for sure they were photoshopped. But being the unrepentant disseminator that I am, I immediately forwarded the photos to my sisters and a few other pals. heh. One friend replied that the photos might just be the real thing as she'd seen, on one of those 'Inside Edition' type shows, some chick from Florida who went for the surgery and was now suing her doctors for using breast implants.

Now, when I first heard about this type of 'enhancement' (and I used the term loosely) it never did make any sense to me. There's a lot of wear and tear in that area; that's probably why glutes are the biggest muscle in the body. What happens when you hit that patch of black ice on the sidewalk? Or had one too many drinks whilst wearing your 5" detachable dildo CFMs? Or had to sit through a triple bill of Titanic. LOR & one of the STAR WAR prequels, in a review theatre with tiny, hard, seats? Why would you want to insert soft silicon cushioning there? Whywhywhy? Celulite ain't got nuttin on lumpy, leaking, silicon.

There's the Stairmaster, you can do squats or take up jogging. Heck, don't they have girdles for this condition?
So many other less expensive, less painful and, most importantly, less 'possibly disastrous' options... ::lost in thought::


I'll admit to being just evil enough to laugh my ass off.... ::snort:: every time I look at these pics.

When I shared the previous opinions with my friend, she said: "I honestly felt bad for her(girl interviewed on show). She was one of those hot girls who fake tans et all. She was quite teary eyed."


I admitted to being teary too. ::biting lip::



WTFBBQ?!?!!