He vs She

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Lots of discussions going on over at AAR re the differences between male point of view and female. I think it started here, on the porporri board, then this week's ATBF column continued the subject, with more follow up discussion here.

Last year, PBW did an amusing column--Girl in a Man Suit--for RtB.

But if you don't want to read any those articles/discussions, just read the joke below. Pretty much summs it up. heh.

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.
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7 comments:

Jorrie Spencer said...

rofl!!

I love it.

raine said...

EX-ACT-LY!!
lmao!! ;-)

Amie Stuart said...

Fuckin' spot on!

Anne said...

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! That was GREAT! Isn't that the truth. PERFECT!

Jaye Patrick said...

Bwahaha, that was great!

alau said...

Oh that is excellent! It just helped me untie a plot knot in my WIP! Thanks!

Sasha White said...

Love it!!

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