Things that made me laugh this week.

Friday, January 20, 2006

1. Raine's take on Barbie and Ken's break up.

2. PBW's Slow Times at Publishing High

3. One of the books I've been juggling my reading on lately is CANDY LICKER by Noire.



So, on page 118 I come across this:

"Hurricane had some strange shit about him in bed. When I tell you he was d*ckless, I'm not playing. Brother was short. He needed a d*ck weave. Some Krazy Glue an a couple of d*ck tracks. I didn't understand how the rest of his body could be so banging and he be so jacked up below the belt, but he was. The bad thing about it was when he got hard his shit was nice and pretty for the whole two inches there was of it. Then it just fell off into nothing. It had man-sized thickness and baby-sized length, and the sight of it kinda freaked me out."


Too Funny
dick weave.

As I live and breath, if that don't say all. heh.
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6 comments:

Jordan Summers said...

I believe Urban Erotic Tale describes the book well. *ggg*

Jaye said...

yup. *gg* this niche sub-genre is very well labelled. ;-)

Amie Stuart said...

OMG I think I dated him once...........

Jaye said...

I think I dated his younger brother....

ouch! <--something I didn't say at the time....

raine said...

Love the excerpt, Jaye. That book will SELL. ;-D
(and Barbie sends her best, lol!)

And my God--
Imagine the FORTUNE you could make if you could really perfect a dick weave!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Karen said...

Hahahah. The Barbie bit was classic.

Thanks for the link ;)

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