Vanessa "Needs"

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Props to Hey Karen 2 who gave props to Harley who gave props to the blogger he got it from, and so on...

For this Google game, here's what you do: enter your name into Google followed by the word "needs," and record your top 5 funniest results.
In other words, enter "[your name] needs" If your name is John, enter "John needs" etc. You get it. Post your top fives in the comments or on your own blog.

My search was "Vanessa needs" and this is what Google says I need:

1. Vanessa needs 911
2. Vanessa needs 24-hour care
3. Vanessa needs guidance
4. Vanessa needs a major reality check!

hmm... I'm sensing a trend... let's play a little further.

5. Vanessa needs to watch this show so she can see all the boys
6. Vanessa needs to take charge in the bedroom and enjoy sex like she used to
7. Vanessa needs plenty of wood


yet, another trend... and, curiously, so apropos to the first... ;-)
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26 comments:

raine said...

This IS funny!
Here are a few I got...

Raine Needs Fulfilled - touch me between my thighs if you dare…

Dancing on bars.. good one Raine…

that black raine needs a good poke in the eye, full of shit is wot im thinkin she be…

Our Egyptian Raine is a wound-up thoroughbred with a need for speed. ...

Raine needs to be scarier…

Hmmm...sex, violence, speed, and horror...

I'm hotter than I thought I was!!

Jaye said...

So you *need* sex, violence, speed and horror, eh? Okay, I'm finally convince that you are a Puritan... ;-)

Amie Stuart said...

*snicker* Oh i so need to do this one

Jaye said...

Yes you do! After Raine's results, I can't wait to read yours.

(who the hell comes up with these 63 letter verification words?)

Canadian Dude said...

OK.. so it's two o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep. I try the "needs" thing. Here's what I get..(first name withheld):
needs encouragement
needs to purchase and control the land
needs to step in and fix that problem immediately
needs to shoot this thing and put it out of it's misery
needs to lie down for a bit
needs to get this guy down to metropolis

Not very funny... pretty blah..eh. Oh well... I'm going back to bed!

Jaye said...

There, there, Dude. Mine weren't that funny either. It was just the, ermh, gutter connection I made between them. :-P

Buddha Bong said...

Wow...thanks for the propes...but my name is hatleyman...not harley...LOL

Nessie Noodle said...

I'm a vanessa too! jsut thought I would say hello.

Anonymous said...

lol i was doing this because someone posted it on my myspace. and your blog came up and i thought this was just too good to pass up. so hello from yet another vanessa! our name rocks!

Vanessa said...

This is weird - I'm a Vanessa too, and the only reason I came across your site was because... someone told me about the Google game, and I was trying it out! Marvellous...

Anonymous said...

Whoa, same with me.....and I'm a Canuck:)

VANESSA LYNN said...

ANDDDD iM ALSO A VANESSA WHO HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS THiS SiTE AFTER PLAYiNG THE "i NEED" GOOGLE GAME... Hi EVERYONE! =0)

Anonymous said...

hahahaha!!i just heard about this google name thingy and that is the only reason y i came across this thingy mabober!!so cool....

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm there are just far too many of us Vanessas playing this game...um, I'm here because I'm a Vanessa and I was playing too!

Vanessa said...

im vanessa kaye!
hi vanessa jaye!
yip, also playing the 'need' game when i shld b working!
hey, im in south africa, where are u?

Anonymous said...

lol theres alot of Vanessa's in the world. didnt realise how popular my name was. but im the most important of them all cause im Vanessa Burke, yeah thats right Burke, remember the name. >.> rofl Vanessa stop eating so much sugar.

Anonymous said...

whoa this is cool i always feel weird cause i dont know any other Vanessa's ...but there is LOTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol im a vanessa and i love doing the needs game its so awesome!!! lol im from new zealand and i did this a few weeks ago and i found out there were other nessie noodles i had no idea how many nessie noodles there were lol i thought i was one of a kind lol i feel so un-special oh well us vanessa's have to stick together

Nessaxbx said...

hey! VANESSA's rock! lol just thought id say hi! lol
xxx

Vanessa said...

HI!! Another Vanessa here... we are such amazing creatures... did a little research on our name... created by Jonathan Swift after his best friend in the 1700's

Anonymous said...

Hey, another Vanessa here, from Florida! What up V's!! Keep it sexy, seductive, and real!

NessaMarie said...

Yet another Vanessa here,
Im in Los Angeles, California.
I played and got the following
Vanessa needs to know about Italy &
Vanessa needs a Sugar Daddy
And for some reason it told me
Who Needs Jessica When You’ve Got Vanessa!

Take care all you other Nessa's!

vanessa said...

what da you know, another vanessa here. what up from utah i found your site thru myspace haha i was trying it out also. good traffic there for ya isn't it.

vanessa jaye said...

I can't believe this post is still getting hit! lol. This was just no brainer fun stuff I skoffed from another blog (neither of those blogs are still up at the links in the posts.

Vanessa is my middle name. My neice is also named Vanessa (we called her Nessy Noodles when she was really young). Growing up I only knew one other Vanessa I met a summer camp one year. That's it.

It's crazy how popular the name is now, yet we all know very few Vanessa's in real life.

Holla at all the Vanessa out there!

Anonymous said...

This is crazy! I'm a Venessa, but I spell my name different than most Vanessa's. I do not know any other Vanessa's or Venessa's for that matter. Here's something wierd, though, the Vanessa who started this has the same middle name as me...and we spell that one the same. Mine is Venessa Jaye. :) I can't believe there are posts on here from 2005! 4 years later, people are still posting. Venessa's (and Vanessa's) rock!

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