Vanessa "Needs"

Props to Hey Karen 2 who gave props to Harley who gave props to the blogger he got it from, and so on...

For this Google game, here's what you do: enter your name into Google followed by the word "needs," and record your top 5 funniest results.
In other words, enter "[your name] needs" If your name is John, enter "John needs" etc. You get it. Post your top fives in the comments or on your own blog.

My search was "Vanessa needs" and this is what Google says I need:

1. Vanessa needs 911
2. Vanessa needs 24-hour care
3. Vanessa needs guidance
4. Vanessa needs a major reality check!

hmm... I'm sensing a trend... let's play a little further.

5. Vanessa needs to watch this show so she can see all the boys
6. Vanessa needs to take charge in the bedroom and enjoy sex like she used to
7. Vanessa needs plenty of wood


yet, another trend... and, curiously, so apropos to the first... ;-)