Joke

Saturday, September 17, 2005

A son went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

You can take me to your candy shop, and let me lick your lollipopSo the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a homosexual."
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3 comments:

Canadian Dude said...

What.. no other comments???? I thought it was funny.

Jaye said...

Darned if I know, Dude. I thought it was funny too. Even after I made it a little more PC for posting....

But while I was fiddling with the time stamp thing, I did notice in my stats that it's the 4th most popular post (in terms of hits today), right behind the two recent posts on writing and the test/quizz post. So go figure.

Jaye said...

sigh. I just realized that the time thing is still messed up. it sez 'am' instead of 'pm'. lol

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