Prayers

Sunday, July 31, 2005


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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MALE PRAYER




I pray for
a deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
who owns a
liquor store
and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme
and I don't care.
Amen


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1 comments:

raine said...

LMAO!!!!!!

Gawd, this is SO right on the money...

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