Too Much Information

So I’m still exhausted. Just not getting enough sleep. (Hence my absence from the blog yesterday).

This is my lazyman’s post. I’m using a joke/chain email. Supposedly this quiz reveals fascinating facets of one’s self to unsuspecting friends and family. My answers are in blue. (Isn’t this exciting! ?)

1. What time did you get up this morning? Too damn late. 7:49 am. Which poses a problem since I’m supposed to be at my desk by 8 am and it’s a 30 min commute.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds. Note the plural.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Incredibles.
4. What is your favourite TV show? CSI- Las Vegas. Grissome Rules. Horatio drools (and mumbles, and never looks you in the eye.)
5. What did you have for breakfast? Coffee & a bran muffin.
6. What is your middle name? Hot-Stuff. What, you thought they were calling to you?
7. What is your favourite cuisine? The food of love. Feed me sweet tiny cupcake kisses, salty urgings, heated taffy glances, and a big sausage. Barring that, Italian will do.
8. What foods do you dislike? Tripe. And Goat Head Soup. (Don't ask how I discovered these dislikes)
9. What is your favourite crisp/chip flavour? Plain, preferably, LAYS. I also like lays w/o the chip factor.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? The Ultimate Diva Collection (Sarah, Ella, Dinah, Billie, Nina, Etta, etc)
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? My Anklebus (feet)
12. Favourite sandwich? Tuna on brown, light mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty, and poor hygiene--which in it’s own way is a form of dishonesty.
4. Favourite item of clothing? P.J.'s.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Someplace hot, exotic and all inclusive. (that’s the way I like my men too, btw)
16. What colour is your bathroom? White with silver accents.
17. What colour pants are you wearing? Burgundy with a beige fleur de lis micro pattern/design.
18. Where would you retire to? Home.
19. Favourite time of the day? Any time *after* work.
20. What was your most memorable birthday? 29. Each and every time.
21. Where were you born? Gloucester, England.
22. What's the last thing you ate? Non-anatomical? Coffee and a Brand muffin.
23. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? What’s that colour that gets used often, broken in half, the dog tries to eat, then it gets lost under the fridge to form an ungoing science project? Yeah, that crayon would be me.
24. Favourite flower? Peonies.
25. What fabric detergent do you use? TIDE or SUNLIGHT
26. Coke or Pepsi? COKE all the way, baby!
27. Do you wish on stars? The ones that fly out of my butt? Yeah. All the time.
28. What is your shoe size? 8
29. Do have any pets? Does my son count?
30. Last person you talked to on the phone? One of my best friends - Janice
31. What did you want to be when you were little? Architect.
32. What are you meant to be doing now? Not working; managing my millions.
33. What do you first notice about someone? From the front, eyes and smile. From the back, his butt, shoulder-width and his walk, on a man; clothing and hair on women.
34. Siblings? 4 brothers (two deceased) and 3 sisters.
35. What was your favourite toy as a child? Electric train set, and rubber ball. My current favorite combines rubber and electic. Funny how that worked out.
36. Summer or WINTER? Summer
37. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
38. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.
39. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Unless someone reneges on our deal, hopefully to 100 years old. No arrangements made for after that.
41. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? December, 21, 2004 12:15am
42. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Mr. Pinky (props to Vanessa aka Dream for that one, gg) and a family of giant vegetarian dust bunnies. (Hey, I do have pets!)
43. How many past lovers have you had? Cosmo says never to answer that question, or to say '3'. So my answer is, 2 ½.
44. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU VISITED? 4
45. How MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED? 3
46. FAVOURITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME? I like a lot of movies. Hard to pick. Off the top of my head, anything Tarrantino, and I really liked The Thomas Crown Affair (remake)
47. MOUNTAINS OR BEACH? Beach
48. THE CURRENT FRIEND YOU'VE KNOWN THE LONGEST? Janice (not the Janice I was speaking to in question #30) We've know each other for 17 years, since we were both a couple of dewey-eyed 12yrs in junior high orchestra. For those of you doing the math, that makes me 29yr.
49. FULL NAMES OF YOUR KIDS? Pension Plan slash Retirement Home Provider. That's quite a mouthful, so we call him 'Slash' for short.
50. USUAL BEDTIME? 12:00 p.m. (which could explain the 7:49 wake up time)

Now you know everything there is to know about me. And if you believe that, here comes a shooting star to wish upon.