Hey Big balla

Bet you have to air those puppies out on the daily, don’tcha?

Get a cool flow happening up, around, and under those two steaming spheres of spermatozoon.

Do you shine them up nice before you leave the house?

Seems a shame to cover them don’t it?

Hence, the splay and display. I gotcha.

Here’s the thing, though. My feet are killing me and if you don’t want my aching foot up your 'entitled'ass, you’ll close those legs so that you aren’t taking up more than the single subway seat you paid for and not a seat and a half.


Thank you.