tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post7209544000353307173..comments2024-01-10T04:48:38.766-05:00Comments on Procrastination Station | Author Vanessa Jaye: Winters in Canada (joke)vanessa jayehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11059178422559443067noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-79866471398675362752010-01-19T10:02:57.486-05:002010-01-19T10:02:57.486-05:00Very funny.
Makes me want to move to Canada, wh...Very funny. <br /><br />Makes me want to move to Canada, where the folks tend to have blue cajones instead of red state ones, even more!<br /><br />Chicago is just more of the same, and I have enuf here.Monicahttp://monicajackson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-38380672743501699152010-01-14T20:51:53.181-05:002010-01-14T20:51:53.181-05:00Hey Natasha, cool to have a fellow GTAer visit! :-...Hey Natasha, cool to have a fellow GTAer visit! :-)<br /><br />Lynn- LOL! I like the Chicago version better. :-P~~~~<br /><br />Aztec-- I've stopped making jokes about wussy Florida residents once I realized you guys have no way of really dealing with the cold. No heating, no parkas. Hope you're handling it well.vanessa jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11059178422559443067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-67298908280251134382010-01-11T00:00:09.756-05:002010-01-11T00:00:09.756-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-71712498869029821312010-01-08T09:38:16.860-05:002010-01-08T09:38:16.860-05:00I think by blood is too thin... I cannot even conc...I think by blood is too thin... I cannot even conceive <i>breathing</i> in anything below -15 C<br /><br /><br />What? I've existed all my life--44 years--in the tropics, after all.aztecladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14857872357667370906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-90442957847969089172010-01-08T08:11:43.432-05:002010-01-08T08:11:43.432-05:00Lol. Here's the Chicago version:
60 above - ...Lol. Here's the Chicago version:<br /><br />60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. <br />Chicago people sunbathe.<br /><br />50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.<br />Chicago people plant gardens.<br /><br />40 above - Italian cars won't start.<br />Chicago people drive with the windows down.<br /><br />32 above - Distilled water freezes.<br />Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.<br /><br />20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.<br />Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.<br /><br />15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.<br />Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.<br /><br />0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.<br />Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the<br />sweatshirt.<br /><br />20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.<br />Chicago people get out their winter coats.<br /><br />40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.<br />Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.<br /><br />60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.<br />Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets<br />cold enough.<br /><br />80 below - Mount St. Helen's freezes.<br />Chicago people rent some videos.<br /><br />100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.<br />Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.<br /><br />297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.<br />Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.<br /><br />460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.<br />Chicago people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"<br /><br />500 below - Hell freezes over.<br />The Chicago Cubs win the World Series OR the Bears win the SuperBowlthe authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220786472896283714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-73521331678951588742010-01-07T21:41:41.052-05:002010-01-07T21:41:41.052-05:00ROFL! I'm in Brampton. LOLROFL! I'm in Brampton. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-79876383921010992652010-01-07T21:38:34.112-05:002010-01-07T21:38:34.112-05:00Hey, Natasha. :-)
It's actually warmed up a b...Hey, Natasha. :-)<br /><br />It's actually warmed up a bit here in Toronto. On Monday it was minus 20 with the windchill. ::counting down till spring::<br /><br />:-Pvanessa jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11059178422559443067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664187.post-54925282533932762802010-01-07T19:41:18.933-05:002010-01-07T19:41:18.933-05:00HA HA HA! I love it!
As I sit here shivering in m...HA HA HA! I love it!<br /><br />As I sit here shivering in my living room..in Canada :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com